I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You are a genius and a whore.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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