i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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