If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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