so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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