No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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