I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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