Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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