Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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