Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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