guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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