you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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