I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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