I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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