i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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