it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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