What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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