Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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