She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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