i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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