I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she looked like the before picture.
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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