What should our trivia night team be named?
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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