Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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