Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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