UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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