I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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