i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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