Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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