i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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