my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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