maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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