i think i have herpe
just one?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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