I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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