ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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