One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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