i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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