My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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