So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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