Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I can't turn off my feet"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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