Define "chronic" masturbator.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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