AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
my liver is dry heaving
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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