"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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