you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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