The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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