Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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