I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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