my soul wont recognize me after tonight
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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