Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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