How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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