Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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