Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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