You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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